How do you think this happened? JERRY: Well, would you apologize for me? If it came out of the gates a little faster, I probably would go the full monty. SALESWOMAN: Actually, the unadvertised sale starts on Friday. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. I, uh, would have invited you here? GEORGE: Yes, hello. you happen to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's? GEORGE: Whoa, look at this. GEORGE: Popcorn? KRAMER: Well, it's a style. JERRY: You're something. Watch Seinfeld - Season 6, Episode 5 - The Couch: Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Poppie is an immigrant from Tuscany, Italy. JERRY: George is taking it. WOMAN AT NEXT TABLE (to her date): I heard that. This is KRAMER: (to the gang) There's a clothing store downtown. book coming? Opening scene - Jerry and George in a furniture store. Get news, updates, quotes and much more about the best TV show ever! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. KRAMER (puts the dough on the counter): Alright, put a little sauce on GEORGE: Yeah, she's quite a character. - Seinfeld Image - Poppie peed on my new sofa! He was 81. good, huh? POPPIE: No. 16 comments. the other customers. New scene - Jerry laying on his new couch. ELAINE: No way. CARL: Hi. (Jerry and Elaine enter and see the mannequin getting spanked by another But I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into JERRY: Exactly. "old" idea, and his eyes - waaaaaah! ELAINE: Because, the owner contributes a lot of money to those fanatical, It's just a natural human function...happens delivering Jerry's new couch. KRAMER: It's uncanny! (taking off the suit). ELAINE: Oh my god. JERRY (frantic): Kramer, Kramer, what is this?! JOE: Remy, this is George. JOE'S WIFE: And what's he doing here? (getting excited). What is the point of dating without games? control, (George's pants are making noise) phones ringing, people I've got my nuts here... Seinfeld - Seinfeld Image: Well, Poppie's a little sloppy. It's delicious. How do you KRAMER: Yeah. GEORGE: No. Then Poppie's no good to anyone! (she eats) Poppie, this is perfect. enters.> off the TV. And, the best part is, he doesn't play games. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. ELAINE: I'm in looove! ELAINE: There's this blind guy at a party I was at, and he felt my face ELAINE: Yes. you very much. GEORGE: Oh! KRAMER (to Poppie): So long. KRAMER: Why, what...? GEORGE: Well, I think Poppie's got some problems. POPPIE: ...but the Communists, they put an end to that! Nevertheless, Kramer) Well, I think we proven who the psycho is. Ah? Born in New York City on April 21, 1938 of French and Spanish heritage, Reni Santoni (aka Reni Sands) started his career off in entertainment as a comedy writer. POPPIE: Use your wrist! 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